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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.
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lmao the letter!!
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yeah, a plug-in hybrid that’s supposed to come out next year.
google ads suck ass
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not really my house was just outside of the main part of the city and google maps felt i wasnt importent enough to be photographed
Oh no, I can’t find the opt-out button on the Google homepage.
(To all people who can’t take a joke, I’m kidding. Don’t start a flame war.)
thats stupid i thought it was a movie or a special day! lolers
HAHAHA!!!!! thats one man whos data is secure lol
omg!!! they mention my hometown!!
Privacy is overrated. The best way is to flood the internet with false information about yourself. For instance, I tell people my grandfather invented the semi-colon. My house is designed as a folded up tesseract with four bedrooms that are actually the same room. When I find my way out of there I like to take the elderly base-jumping. I hold the world record for making the longest noodle (8km). I’ve faked my death several times, and I won a Grammy award for a cover of ‘The Millennium Prayer’.
Wow, thanks Google for such a great offer.
sad thing is that this could probably happen sometime in the faw away future
ivite plz
Google hasn’t taken a picture of my house yet! Bing has though
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I use a specially designed screen for entering comments on Youtube that is only one character high and forty characters wide. It can be flipped on its side part way through a message, for extra
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